I promise you cameras are allergic to me. Seriously - you see them reaching for the epi-pen whenever I am near. No-one not Testino, not Alexandre, not blimmin anyone can take a good photo of me. I'd love to be able to 'turn it on' for the camera - I just can't. I'm always mid gag or apology and the boobs are just centre frame the whole time!
Now I have noticed that most Bloggers, that aren't expensive call girls, are quite prominent in their profiles. Not me - I need an Avavtar - a Betty Boop graphic - let me show you why....
Starting with a Y&YW party
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| Me, Russell Blackburn and Niermerko |
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| This BEFORE the Love My Dress Soiree - Attractive huh? |
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| Here's the killer photo - jeez I need media training. Issy, on the left is my PT! |
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| Eyeing up cupcakes |
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| Telling my best jokes to Peta Hunt and Miranda Eason |
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| The lovely Jane Hampton from Suzanne Neville and me |
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